why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via peevesies)


do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via vincecarters)






My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via toast--to-the-coast)


I just want my own home
That is: a living space to call my own be it a small studio somewhere or what have you
So I can: have sex there, not wear pants ever, only have food I eat in my fridge, have quiet when I want quiet, enjoy my damn self.

(via lxndscape)